Sing your life.

He skated pretty good last weekend so we bought him a present. It's in fashion to have names that rhyme with other peoples now. There's Casper (above)...

...and Jasper (possessed).

Public urination is a crime. This is evidence.

Me and Brunch went to see Nunslaughter. It was amazing.


And I saw The Stupids in Bristol with Jasper. It was like being 14 again. Years, not stone.

(Thr)Asher is back on form after his operation. He had TWO appendixes! You don't even need one!


On Saturday night we hung out with Matt at Bang and Gav's.

Things got a bit messy! I ended up staggering home at 5.30 a.m. Everyone else slept where they fell.

Winners won at pool. See what I did there?

"Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter!"

Got a case of a love bi-polar.

That's me doing the firecracker on the curb. I think that's what the pro's call a go-to trick. I have it on lock.

Good christians they wanna kill you and your life has not even begun.

So we've got this new kid on Heroin now and I just knocked up a quick promo of him for the website and the podcast (SUBSCRIBE FOOLS - IT'S FREE) so check it out.
Tomorrow I have several Heroin riders descending on my house for the weekend so if I'm never heard of again you know why. Rach is away too so I'm left to my own devices. Help!

N.F.L. Efilnikufesin

It's hard being so underground and all, especially when you get outed as a secret ripper - thanks Jake - now I'll be getting recognised in the street and shit.

So Benny didn't win but fuck me - I've never been so excited about a final before. England always get knocked out in the semi's anyway!

Heroin filming has kicked off again for a new vid. Spent the weekend with Howard, Ault and new kid Casper. So sick. Got the whole team coming to mine next weekend - not sure I'll be so happy after that experience!

Go Benny!

The photo below that Photobucket thought was a cock was A BUDGIE you spastics! Admittedly it's resemblance to a todger was what drew my attention to it in the first place. Let's see how Blogger feel about hosting it...