Twixt the beer and an idiot.

Sweet Irish Ham Wallets!!! Holy shit!

Chariots of fire.

Just found this on the Slam site. It's Rob's digi-cam footage from an old Landscape trip to Mallorca. I think you'll agree I give it my all during my performance.

Don't burn the witch.

Jake's Andy Roy fantasy.

Bournemouth actually but not far off.

No, not you.

Blood Oath.

Click through to Vimeo to watch in HD although I think the compression is a bit fucked.

"Until she rots and lies stinking in the earth"

The Witchcraft halloween jam went down in Bournemouth at the weekend. I didn't take many photos as I was filming the whole time. Edit to come soon.

This is the dictionary definition of a good lad. Cheers for being the hostess with the mostess Geordie!



No dogs for him to hug this time, just Tibs.

Parasitised played a blinder.


Fuck yeah!!!


Weston-Super-Mare's finest fare.

I should have broken their window just to prove them wrong.


Detail from the pic before. A fine piece of marker pen work.

The weekend before last I finally cashed in my Xmas present from Rach - my supercar driving day!

I was too tall for the Lambo (with a helmet on) so I drove this instead. I didn't complain though, it was fucking rad. It felt like a space ship.

And then a few laps in this. It sounded like a wild animal and felt like one when you put your foot down.  Thank you Rachel! Can I have the red one for driving to work in please?