50 bumbaclart 50!

OK, first off - this lamp post is fucking fired.

Scrumpy - the dog in the old man's pub over the road. She sat on my lap for the whole evening once. We're homies.

See that bit covering the road below - it was built to catch any suiciders so they don't land in the road and fuck up the traffic. True story. It has no other purpose.


Joey has a new dog called Stella. Apparently this isn't cruel.




















This is in Bristol. I'll give up it's location for the right price.


Ian had been in the oven for 45 minutes so we turned him over until he was medium rare.








Look at Pulman's mini-head!




When she got pissed off with me pestering and going "Mum...Muuum...Muuum...etc" she'd say "I've changed my name" and after a while she'd finally tell me it was Arbuthnot. No, I don't know why.

Ha ha! Psyched! Jackson has to shift all of these stars and stripes Fallens by Christmas or he loses his job. Good fucking luck!




This scots chick was mad and came out of the pub to tell us she liked skateboarding and had we noticed the words "arse" and "anal" in the big Arsenal sign. Thanks luv!

I have GOT to get me one of these!