Bring the wench to the altar Priest! Ha ha!

The new cool thing to do is to hang out in the garden in your shorts watering the plants and listening to Venom with the speaker hanging out of the window. It's been super hot the last couple of nights and I might have anther BBQ tonight. That'll be two nights in a row bruv!

Isn't that the cutest thing you ever saw? And baby Asher's not bad either.

Why do thinking people even tolerate religion? Graffiti and slogans like this are only encouraging the fucking idiots more. If those 3 symbols were wiped from the face of the earth we'd be a lot fucking better off and that's not open to question. Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, People that put Jedi on their census - fuck off!

See? I can be all cuddly and lovey-dovey AND still have a healthy hatred of the church. That's Venom and hot weather for you.