Only Death is Real.

So my fucking digital camera still hasn't come back from the fucking menders yet. All I can do is point my shitty phone cam at things like Seth braving the weather at South Bank. The best thing to do when the ground is really cold and hard is to try and fall onto it as hard as possible.

Or you could make it for marginally more fun.

Oh look - another wallie manual! He's on fire!

I think I might have the flu. I'm all achey and dizzy.