Twixt the beer and an idiot.

Sweet Irish Ham Wallets!!! Holy shit!

Chariots of fire.

Just found this on the Slam site. It's Rob's digi-cam footage from an old Landscape trip to Mallorca. I think you'll agree I give it my all during my performance.

Don't burn the witch.

Jake's Andy Roy fantasy.

Bournemouth actually but not far off.

No, not you.

Blood Oath.

Click through to Vimeo to watch in HD although I think the compression is a bit fucked.

"Until she rots and lies stinking in the earth"

The Witchcraft halloween jam went down in Bournemouth at the weekend. I didn't take many photos as I was filming the whole time. Edit to come soon.

This is the dictionary definition of a good lad. Cheers for being the hostess with the mostess Geordie!



No dogs for him to hug this time, just Tibs.

Parasitised played a blinder.


Fuck yeah!!!


Weston-Super-Mare's finest fare.

I should have broken their window just to prove them wrong.


Detail from the pic before. A fine piece of marker pen work.

The weekend before last I finally cashed in my Xmas present from Rach - my supercar driving day!

I was too tall for the Lambo (with a helmet on) so I drove this instead. I didn't complain though, it was fucking rad. It felt like a space ship.

And then a few laps in this. It sounded like a wild animal and felt like one when you put your foot down.  Thank you Rachel! Can I have the red one for driving to work in please?

Phoney niggas are outlined in chalk.

Time to revisit this in case I forget before Sunday...



I still have a packet of "Billy's Nuts" bolts that he gave me in NYC a few years ago. The packaging is amazing - a photo of him in a straight jacket with a couple of hot nurses, so good. Anyway, watch this clip - Wu-Tang, swords and the best skateboarder in New York, what's not to like?

While I'm on the subject this is good too. What he says about New York being the biggest small town in the world is so true. I remember bumping into him twice in one day once. First was that spot with the two glass-brick bank-to-walls with the channel between them in Brooklyn where I was filming with Fiske and Billy showed up in a sharp suit with his Mum. He gave us a bagel with peanut butter in.

Later that day we stopped by KCDC and he was skating the mini-ramp in the same suit and dress shoes doing crazy lines with switch blunts on the extension. Fucking ridiculous. Anyway, watch this...

Every man has his technique... when you know mine you'll be dead.

I'm sure this is old news by now but fuck it. Great compilation.

Martyrdoom.

Wow man.

Good christians they wanna kill you and your life has not even begun.

When I said I was sick of having a picture of Bono on my phone Gorm sent this. He deserves a Nobel prize for design.

I found the fridge magnets.

Confused number plate.

Always nice when one of these arrives.

Fos on Skate Talk.

Beef chow mein is nothing to be scared of.

This is pretty funny - has Epicly Later'd gone too far in comparing one pro's good looks to anothers'? Nah.  Is it actually more fun to talk about the peripheral stuff than the actual skateboarding itself? Probably.

I'm not entirely sure Alex Olson will be too stoked on this episode but really - who gives a shit? Since the demise of Big Brother it's been left to bloggers to say anything remotely controversial these days. Regular mags can't do it as they'll get their advertising pulled. O'Dell has nothing to lose. Vice are paying not Dwindle or DC. He can risk it on these shows and I for one wish he'd risk it and push a little further.

Dedicating 10 minutes to the way a skater looks is fucking great - we all know how fucking boring skateboard journalism is for the most part. Tour articles and the same old questions and answers with pro after pro. I want more off the wall crap like Todd Falcon, the Bong Olympics and Andy Roy interviews.
Not that Dylan's sartorial decisions compare to any of the aforementioned but episodes like this are a step in the right direction.

"Wal-Mart"

Upside down cross traffic lights.




Prostitute Disfigurement at the Elektrowerkz.







Catalogue model.





Saint Ockwell.




The Jake show.




Speedy Noodle, Brixton High Street. Great/not great to be back.


The main event - Inquisition at The Bull & Gate.


Fucking incredible as ever.



Russell telling Jake not to get A.C.A.B. on his knuckles.

The Curtis bros at MSN.




Performance art or mental illness at Brisfest?

SpiderAsher.