Ass 'n' titties, Ass 'n' titties, Ass, Ass, Titties, Titties, Ass 'n' titties.

There are currently two thing making me piss myself with laughter. One of them is Uli Jon Roth. A while ago I got sent a cd of his interpretation of Vivaldi's The Four Seasons which had me rolling on the floor for days until gave it to Dan for his birthday (if you love something, let it go - even if it is the funniest thing you've ever been sent by an embarrassing German record label). Uli Jon ist German, in case you hadn't guessed from the pictures, and is quite clearly mad as a badger. His guitar isn't just a guitar - it's a Transcendental Sky Guitar. I strongly suggest that you watch this video so that you too can join me in needing clean underwear. It's about 60mb so give it a few minutes to load - I assure you it's more than worth it. My roomie Rich just said he looks like "a danger to the public".

Oh and I just found out that he's playing Wacken next week!!!! Yes!! There is a god! (I'm going too, did I mention that already?)