Making lasagne with you above the clouds

Bristol again for the weekend. Rach had a party for her mate Banga's birthday so they got a band together and played.

The bar was pretty good apart from this bizarre construction. What in the name of ARSE is that??!?

This lass Vicky had bins on her feet. I guess she didn't want to fuck up her shoes.




Saw a pregnant Lottie for the first time in years avec father-to-be (that means I can't remember his name).




Sha-mone motherfucker.


Spent all of Sunday in this bar. Malibu and pineapples make everything alright the morning after.

This is Marie. Apart from being one of the funniest people I've ever met she pioneered the "Sugar Teeth". This is her gift to the world.



No, I couldn't really do it.



Art leaks out of every hole in my body.

No wonder I can sing this song about my baby

I've had one eye on the incredible light that comes in through my window in the late afternoon. Thoughtful music and musical thoughts go well with this.

I also found a bunch of video clips I shot on my crappy digital camera whilst in Australia and Japan a year ago. The first was in Adelaide a couple of days before christmas at some church parade thing. The second was at a Japanese temple festival on new year's day where I was trying to sell drugs. Neither are big nor clever.

I go through all this before you wake up

Two firsts happened this weekend. Brunch actually cooked himself a proper meal. That's Salmon on the left. Unbelieveable. And....

...Smithy got a round in!!! That might actually even be a twenty in his hand! The excitement of these two events drove us all to drink.

There's a black smoke risin' lord.

Bwa ha ha ah aha ha hahahahahaha !!!! Pictures of HUGH!!!

Slow, slow, slow, slow...

I don't usually re-run photos but I often find myself sitting and cackling at this one on my own. It's from Paris in the autumn and has that Lou and Andy from Little Britain feel to it. "Do you want to go skateboarding French?"..."I want two!"
He looks like such a mong, it's truly amazing. Look at his stance! And Chas' encouraging carer-face kills me!
I enjoy taking crap pictures and would never claim 'Photographer' or anything but if I ever take anything nearly as good as this again I'll be very happy.

Did you enjoy the Pink video from yesterday? It was all I could do to not post another one. She's my hero right now.

You're a boomerang you'll see. You will return to me.

ETERNAL LOYALTY TO OUR LORD SATAN.

THE KROWNSTONE KOURT KULT TOOK DELIVERY OF THEIR DEER MAN BOARDS TODAY. HAIL BA:KU, HAIL THE GOAT, RITUAL SHREDDING WILL BE PERFORMED AT STOCKWELL VERY SOON.

Wise men say only fools rush in...

Drove down to Bath and Bristol at the weekend with Seth to see Joel (at least that's what I told them).

The wind on the way down was crazy. Two trucks overturned right next to each other.







It pizzed it down all weekend so this is the kind of spot we were looking at.



Furzo got the boot from Soapstar Superstar. He did pretty good to get as far as he did with mates like us in the audience.

"Ye Olde Kicker" - Seth Curtis January 2007. First person to get a photo on this was Chris Pulman. No-comply over a chicken in 1737.



Joel has a projector so we drunkenly watched a great big 10' wide Holy Grail.


This is the new thing. RC cars. It just gives Seth an excuse to spray paint more things.




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Always wanted one of these!

Fire juggler in Rachel's back garden. The little spark of flame in the photo is where the dude caught his hat on fire.







You can imagine the kind of mood this front cover of Metal Hammer put me in. Needless to say I'd never buy this piece of shit magazine.

Back home to the little piles of crack-ash on the stairs outside my door. I love Brixton.