Zero tolerance.

Derek and Hand Grenade.

Went to this metal night with Damo and Sam Ashley who had just finished the Big Push in Bristol. I can''t remember if it was good or not but the DJ had this note stuck up. This leads to me to believe he was probably alright.

Oh yeah, some cordon bleu shit.


Anyone else noticed it's autumn?


Damo and I found our winter car park! Painted curbs and slappy heaven! Tuesday nights will be so much better now!

Go Dawkins!

What it's like in my house right now....

Edit: Thanks to Ben Powell for bringing this to my attention too.

Strutter-Smoke Tank - The most amazing bloopers are here

And this is off the charts! Cheers Teresa!

Pray evil i will cum.

Nick from Nocturnal Blood just sent me the demo, patch and advance tracks from the new 7" as reward for reviewing the demo a while back. Sick!

And he's using some words from it for the flyer for the vinyl release too. I wrote that paragraph about the black mass.

Oh, and I have the Immortal app for my phone, ha ha!






I flew to Glasgow for the weekend to work with Rach's dad.





Swim anyone?

Not on my shopping list.


To fly without a G+T is pretty much treason.

Final hour of christ.

Had to take a day off today to go to the Dental Hospital and have this little fucker pulled out. It took 3 different people to yank it out, they were close to kneeling on my chest by the end of it. It was brutal.

Now I have a bloody hole in my mouth - soup for dinner then!

If you build it they will come. Mainly kids with razor scooters unfortunately. This hasn't put Laup off - Laupside is a place where dreams can come true

A pump bump, tight quarter and a mellow one = the best thing ever.


Some scenes from a forthcoming French/Glass production.



Rach's band K'Chevere played the new Guggenheim-esque Colston Hall foyer.

Sanguis Imperem. On cassette.

I went to Newport for the Jam t'other day with some lads.

This is Jesus.

Bob's board.

As photogenic as ever these two.

Dos cervezas por favor.


Can you read that? Grant Taylor is a dick apparently. I cannot concur - he's my pick for SOTY.


Portsmouth - jelly terrorism on the roof of an underpass.


Johhnie's flash didn't reach as far as Fos.

I texted this to Matt and he said it should read 'LOVES'.

Ault ROLLED IN on the law court banks. Yeah - the ones with about 5 foot of vert.



Didn't actually make it in here unfortunately.



Welcome to Southsea!

Crisps stuck. FAIL!