As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.

This weird lumpy knee has been at my house twice recently.
We hit Laupside on Sunday.
Farnborough mini.
The 'Deaner on Monday.
Jamie may not be normal.
Street Panther.

New Funeral Fog products...

So, between me and French we've got some new Funeral Fog shit made. All are available through our online store at www.funeral-fog.com

First we have new hats with the "Alcoholic Shred Force" logo in Blue/Orange and Black/White.

And we have the shirts in Black or White...

We also have the 1st issue of our Zine - 24 pages of pro-printed shred sledding, death metal desecration and a 2 page Manowar interview nicked out of an old Metal Hammer. Bangin'.

Make us rich and buy 4 of each!

Easter is bollocks.

Click the above image for a really fucking funny story.

If you're a Christian ...kill yourself.

Mu Mu.

Look what I just got!

Rarer than rockinghorse shit 1-sided 7" of The KLF Vs. Extreme Noise Terror. Worth A LOT more than I paid for it and worth even more to me as it's one of the greatest records ever made by 2 of my all time favourites. It never did get on to Christmas Top Of The Pops but I guess that was the plan judging by the label.

This is the version they performed on the Brit awards when they fired a machine gun into the crowd and dumped a dead sheep on the red carpet at the after-party. Fucking legends and sorely missed. Take a look...

Easily one of the best things to ever happen on television and renews my faith in the human race every time I see it.

Where are The KLF when we need them now? Somebody has to stop Rage Against The Machine getting to Christmas number 1.

Welcome to hell.

This was my lunchtime photo essay on the estate near work where I went for a walk, something I'll never do again.
Here's the Labour club.

The underpass.

93' 'til infinity.

Fancy seeing a 44 year old man slam hard repeatedly? Gonz still wants it!

Oh, and Busentiz' ollie over the rail into the bank and then slappying the red curb?

BEST THING EVER!!

Biochem Terrorism

Blame Joel - he got me into this iPhone app that makes jazzy bummer photos.
Mind you - his collection of silly cameras will always shut me down though.

It's called Hipstamatic. I feel guilty just typing that.

I love how my friends always text me stupid graffiti. This one from Gav.

And this from Seth. Cheers fellas!